The Art of Conversation

Helpful Instruction on The Art of Conversation 

A few pointers on how to hone your patter by doyenne of decorum, and notorious lush, Lady Seraphina von Himmelblau. Take heed. 

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Silence can be golden you know 

The power of preserving silence is the very first requisite to all who wish to shine and requires great genius. 

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Ahem…there’s no need to shout 

Plato once said the empty vessel makes the loudest sound. If people are wincing, perhaps lower your voice. 

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Oversharing can be a bit inelegant 

One really must ensure that disclosure isn’t a compulsion. Graphic details can put others off their meal. 

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Parading your knowledge is the height of ill-breeding 

You may well be very clever indeed, but trying to appear hyper intellectual will win you no friends. 

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For heaven’s sake don’t drone on 

Personal passions of yours may be less scintillating to everyone else. Are they nodding off? It’s a clue. 

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Appear to be captivated at all times 

No matter how dreary or tiresome your companion, one must always look spellbound by their every word. 

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Choose topics heedlessly at your peril 

Approach sex, religion, politics and money with caution…a rancorous quarrel can swiftly ruin your evening. 

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Humility is the solid foundation of all virtues 

The aloof reveal two things…a high opinion of themselves, and a low opinion of those around them. 

 

Above all else: 

 

The great charm of delightful dialogue consists less in the display of one’s own wit and intelligence, than in the power to draw forth the contributions of others; anyone who leaves you after a long conversation, pleased with themself and the part they have played in the discourse, will be your warmest admirer.